I am slightly obsessed with Halloween decorations and the
joy that I get by decorating my front entry is nearly palpable. The front entry
sets the tone of Halloween and for God’s sake please keep it classy. It’s not
impossible. Less plastic, more realistic. I have spent hours tea dyeing yards
and yards of cheesecloth for a natural realistic spooky effect. I have a great
collection of lifelike crows and owls. I love using scarecrows, hay bales, spiders,
cornstalks, unusual pumpkins, and anything that does not scream, “I bought
everything at Target.” I am also a big fan of keeping it simple and using one
element like the hybrid Jarrahdale blue pumpkins en masse. Your children will
hate you, but who cares, they can go to the neighbors house if they want to see
tacky decorations.
Let’s take a look today at some rather chic Halloween first
impressions. In the following blogs throughout October, we will get into the
specifics… Pumpkin carving, interior Halloween decorating, Halloween party
decor, Halloween party food, Halloween costumes, Halloween movies, haunted
houses, vintage Halloween… All with the idea to “keep it chic.”
For more Halloween First Impressions check out my Pinterest
board HERE.
*Something you don’t know about me? Since the day we moved
into our apartment in Paris, I have seen and surveyed the lives of my next-door
neighbors from day one. Think, Rear Window. We live on the same floor. Troisième étage. Our
apartment faces the street and my bedroom sits facing the internal courtyard.
The neighbor’s apartment faces the courtyard as well. So basically, as I lie in
my bed, I can see directly into their living room, dining room and kitchen.
This means, I see their entire lives, except for their bedroom which would be
gross anyway, and even grosser because they are in their 80s. The neighbors are
French and have lived in their apartment for over 60 years. Even though they
are elderly and a little bit wobbly, they always open the doors for me and
always insist that I take the elevator first. This is so difficult for me
because I try to insist that they take the elevator ahead of me in
my Franglish…because I am so freaking polite. They always pat my hands and wish
for me a good day. If they see me in the hallway on my way out for a walk, they
remind me that I should take a scarf.
I know their whole routine. They wake up early (old people
early), roll up their exterior bamboo shades, and take their morning coffee at
the dining room table together. In the afternoons they usually go out for a
walk separately (weird) and in the evenings the most delicious scent of roasted
chicken, onions, butter and garlic wafts across the courtyard and into my
apartment. On the weekends, their family comes over and they look through photo
albums. Day after day, month after month. This was the routine until one day…
Poof! They were gone. Lights off, shades drawn, no movement. The weeks turned
into months. When their window box topiaries died, I started to worry.
All
sorts of delirious thoughts roamed through my head. My first thought was murder/suicide.
But then I thought that murder/suicide was more
plausible at my apartment. Then I imagined that they were spending the summer
in their château in Normandy. Or, maybe they were on the Orient Express. But
then, my thoughts went back to the sinister as I reminded myself of the plot of
the brilliant film, Amour, about an
elderly couple in Paris... The wife is disabled from a stroke and the husband
suffocates her out of love. Every day I gaze/spy through the windows, wondering
where they are and how they are. I honestly assumed that they were dead.
But all of a sudden, a few days ago, the lights went on in
their apartment! I almost fell out of my bed. I started screaming, “David,
David, the neighbors are back, the neighbors are back!” We made a bowl of
popcorn and decided to watch the show through our window. The lace curtains
were opened and the windows were flung open and we could see someone cleaning
the chandelier, but it was not the
elderly couple. I shouted with my weak little lungs, “See! They are dead, David, and this is the
cleaning crew coming to dispose of the bodies.” After about 20 minutes, the
windows were closed and the curtains were closed again. Lights went on. Lights
went off. Lights went on. Lights went off. I was losing my mind. I begged David
to go knock on their door and start asking questions.
He refused on the grounds
of politeness and said, “We don’t do that in France.” This is not a phrase that
I appreciate. My sister-in-law said that to me once, “We don’t do that in
France” and I didn’t speak to her for a year. I told David that in America the
polite thing to do is to go next door, knock on the door and ask if the
neighbors are dead.
He still refused. French bore. I had to wait until the
following morning when David finally saw the couple alive and in person in the
hallway! David said that they asked how I was and David told them I was worried
about them. They said they were fine… Sort of. What does that mean! What does
that mean! David’s social skills are that of an autistic child so, of course,
David did not delve any deeper into the conversation. So, I still don’t have
any answers, but trust me, trust me… I will get to the bottom of this. CSI
Paris.
